When you’re on build crew and you’re trying to convince an actor that the new platform is perfectly safe

whatshouldtheatrecallme:

Thursday.

I have to wait until Thursday to find out what’s going to happen with this. 5 whole days. That’s going to kill me.

…. And because I know my last few posts haven’t been very clear. I spent last night with the guy I like. And it looks like it might go some where, but he is undecided. I thought we could talk about it tonight. And then he just left saying not until our show opens. afhkjxncvzx.,gjfhadlksfhj

I hate this anxiety of not knowing what’s going to happen or where this is going or how I stand. Why can’t it be tonight yet?

I haven’t had any sort of physical contact with another human in a week. I would really love a hug.

anxiousvegan:

thevegancheese:

molassesinmyveins:

coveryourbrokennose:

VEGANS: Modern Day Witches!

Witches have learned a lot since the days of the Puritans. They’ve learned that if they show their hideous faces in public, it won’t just be their warts we burn off. So, they’ve had to go undercover in their efforts to recruit the weak-willed to the service of their master in Hell. To induce these naïve innocents to join their filthy cult, they have been forced to come up with a politically correct justification for their association. They have had to conceal the real purpose of their late-night meetings, when they cast spells on the vulnerable, brew hideous potions, and sacrifice infants to the devil. They have had to come up with a modern message that will be attractive to the weak-kneed while not raising the ire of True Christians™ that much. That message is called “vegetarianism.” Today’s witches are called “vegans.”

One needn’t look any further than Christ’s words to see that so-called “vegans” are nothing more than sorcerers and demons, mocking God while spitting on His Son’s final supper. They know God loves meat and has ordered us to eat as much of it as we can. So they poke fun at the Lord with slogans like “Meat is murder” and by insisting their members abstain from consuming anything that comes from an animal. Jesus warned us about these diabolical cretins

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/vegans.html

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Im just going to leave this here…

Holy moley. My preachy Doctor was right!

There were vegetarians in the Bible… Welp, guess I’m going to hell, now.

Well, I’ve always wanted to be a witch.

I love my job. Every single day, I’m reminded of why I chose to do this. It’s the absolute best. I could do this forever. <3

(Source: tigersandcompany, via peaceful-wanderer)

I don’t even know how to explain last night. I just know I hope it works out for the better.

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